Whenever I feel depressed in my life..

Whenever I feel depressed in my life.. I used to open my E-Mail inbox...
I find:
1) 10 banks are giving me easy loans upto 25 Lakhs
2) I have won GBP 10000000 and USD 500000 for unknown reasons.
3) 15 companies having best jobs for me.
4) 5 matrimonial sites have most suited matches for me.
5) Dr. Batra has claimed that he will cure my hair fall.
6) 3 universities are giving me degrees in random subjects.
And Approx 40-50 mails from Priya, Payal, and Neha who are feeling lonely and want to meet me.

What else I want in my life.....? 

Understand Your Responsibility

She got late at office that day and she had to go home alone.

She started walking towards the auto stand
...

But it was too late,

she had to

wait for an auto.
...


She felt like someone was

following her,

she turned back and 'Bhoo' he said.

She got scared and he laughed out loud.

Her office colleague it was.
...


"I'm here because

I can't let you walk alone

towards the auto stand and don't worry

I'll be

with you till you get an auto.

You are my

responsibility"

he said.

...

After ten minutes of wait,

An auto came but no

passenger was in there.
...

She knew that this

could probably be the last auto to pass by.

She

looked in an uncomfortable manner

At the

auto driver.
...

"Don't worry sister,

I'll drop you at your home

safely.

You are my responsibility"

the auto

driver said.

She sat in.

...

Her home was in a dark lane,

she had to walk

almost five minutes in the lane to reach her

home.

...

She entered the lane and a mid-aged

man was smoking and looking at her.

It was a neighbour.

He threw the cigarette

away and said

"Come i'll walk with you till you

reach home.

Don't worry beti you are like my

daughter only.

You are my responsibility"

...


The girl finally reached home safely.

Eating by Hand

हाथ से खाने के इन वैज्ञानिक फायदों को
जानकर आप रह जाएंगे हैरान

Unemployment

An unemployed B.TECH graduate was looking out for a suitable job in his stream. He attended several exams and many personal interviews, only to be rejected. . . . .

Being fed up after so many months of his job hunt, he decided to get into any job that can satisfy his food and daily needs. . . . . .

He visited a circus group and asked for a job. But the owner said that there wasn't any job for his education level. Also he said that there is a vacancy to act as a monkey and perform funny actions.

The unemployed youth accepted the offer since he can at least afford his daily food. . . . . . So he dressed up as a monkey and entertained the audience.

One day while he was performing the monkey skills, he accidentally fell into the lion's ring. . . . .

Everyone was shocked as the monkey fell into lion's ring.

No one knew that he was a man dressed up as a monkey. The man himself was dreadful and feared for his life. He felt pity for himself as he going to be a victim of unemployment. . . . . . . . . .

The lion came closer to him but didn't attack. He was surprised. Then the lion spoke, "Darr mat main M.TECH. Hu"

That Beautiful Moment

Very beautiful moment,
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.
.
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When you are sleeping n your mom comes and put blanket on you..!!

Pappu and Doctor

Once upon a time...

A small boy named Pappu lived in a tiny Moroccan village. All his classmates hated him for his stupidity especially his teacher who was always yelling at him "you are driving me crazy Pappu" ..

One day his mother went to check out how he is doing at school and the teacher told her honestly that her son is simply a disaster, getting very low marks and never had she seen such a dumb boy in her whole career...

The mother could not accept such a feed back and she took her son out from that school. she even shifted to another city ...

25 years later, that teacher got a cardiac disorder and all the doctors have advised her to go for an open heart operation which only one surgeon could perform..

Left with no other choice she did it and the surgery was successful ...when she opened her eyes ,she saw a handsome doctor smiling to her, being under anesthesia effect, she wanted to thank him but could not talk, in turn, he was staring at her face which started turning blue, she was raising her hand trying to tell him some thing but in vain and eventually died...

The doctor was shocked and was trying to understand what just happened, till he turned back and saw our friend Pappu working as a cleaner in that hospital who unplugged the ventilator to connect his vacuum cleaner......

If you were thinking that Pappu became a doctor, its because you have been watching too many tamil or telugu movies or have been reading too many motivational books... 📘📕📓📙

Pappu chutiya hi tha😅

You Are Lucky

If you have

Food in your fridge,
Clothes on your body,
A roof over your head and
A place 2 sleep,
You're richer than 75% of the entire world.
.....
If you have
Money in your wallet,
A little change,
And Can go anywhere you want
You are among the top 18% of the world's wealthy
people.
..
If you are alive today with more health than illness,
You are more blessed than the million people
who will not survive this week and die.
..
If you can actually 'READ' this message
and understand it,
You are more fortunate than the 3 billion people in the
world who cannot see,
cannot read or suffer mental retardation.

.....Life is not about complaining pain and sorrows.
It's about a thousand other reasons to Thank ourCreator!!!